Kidz Bop version
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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
alignment chart
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i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this
if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen
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lace:
Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!
Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo
Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?
Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please
Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes
Them: ok what’s my total
Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer
Me:
Me: that’ll be $37.68
Them: thank you
Me: see you soon have a nice day
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gays: are there any LGBT characters in this video game?
hetties: why does it fucking MATTER? stop trying to make it REALISTIC. this is a VIDEO GAME, not REAL LIFE. Fags don’t exist in fantasy worlds!! god I wish I could kill you
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TIL John F. Kennedy was buried without his brain after it was lost during the autopsy.
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‘drake?’
‘yeah josh?’
‘where’s the brain of jfk?’
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